Like my status you shit!

Let us consider this status. "Some people really need to get lives. Making me so angry right now"

A seemingly harmless status. Yet this does not need to be developed any further. It tends to be the case that the social etiquette of people on Facebook is to instantaneously like any status they agree with, infact there are probably some people that are frothing at the mouth spamming refresh and liking every status they can relate to with their fake friends probably, in order to make more fake friends.

The reason I say fake friends is because surely it is impossible for one human being to possibly sustain a friendship or companionship with over 500 people? Which may again be our friend mouth frother, furiously masturbating over his friend count.

Yet this is still all relevant to my main point.

It's not even subtle attention seeking, it is full on, display to over 500 people such a vague, normal thought.
Upon further analysis it begs the question why is it so vague? Why do you want people to reply? Do have have some kind of insecurity problem? Is it in order to preserve these particular "people"? Or, most likely, to leave it open for people to reply back something like this

"I know, there are some foul shits out there."

The reason I make these points is because it is such primal, useless conversation. I mean, sure it is good to post a status on your thoughts from time to time, but why does it have to be so obviously aimed at getting people to agree with your problems? Why must we be subjected to your problems?

Well done, you've slightly brung my day down with your useless drivel.

Facebook is a total mindfuck anyway. Have you tried to delete your account before? Before making your apparently life threatening decision to quit and completely lose all ability to socialize and live, it brings up pictures of tagged pictures including you and your friends to try and coax you to stay.

More often than not, it's just a picture of your arm or one of those pictures of loads of cartoon characters with your named tagged under "Mentally unstable" or something. Either way, it's a little pathetic! Like a small turd. Or an ostrich with one leg.

Word.