As I walked back in to The Blandford School for the first time in two weeks, I first thought “Wow, what a shithole. Full of festering younger people, hideously swarming every crevice in order to find their own pathetic crawlspace to hang out with their friends.” So much so that upon entering the courtyard outside Block 1 I was instantly sick.
I was forced to traipse past the disgusting excuse for a slum that is the new study area. Which much like a vile parasite, has the office of Penny White injected into the centre so she can keep over watch of the dismal wasteland that is the new social area. Delving further in to the realm of this disgusting shithole, you come across an IT room with fucking awkward desks that look like a blind spastic with no art experience whatsoever designed them.
Although none of this compares with the embarrassing atrocity of the Blandford School which was the old Common Room. My fucking God. It looks like an attempt to recreate a gas chamber in Auschwitz cross with interior design by the antagonist of The Human Centipede. That place made hell look like a five star hotel. Who made the executive decision to paint the walls the colour of sick? What kind of fucking life does that bring to a wall? I’m glad they are demolishing that absolute shite.
Finally, I won’t miss supervised fucking study. It was possibly the worst ever idea ever created by anyone. I would gladly endure a slow, painful suffering death than have to spend 1 hour in that psychological fuckup.
No, I will not miss the Blandford School itself. How it can name itself a “Technology college” is beyond me. Oh yeah, nice decision on the new Block 5 Wilson. I have really used all the resources possible there. Good job with the relocation of the main entrance too, because everybody knows that the main entrance to the school should be located in the fucking centre of it.
